Autobiogra​phy of Hari's Saddle bag

I wrote this last year when Hari & gang left to leh.

My first try in writing something like this, am sure it has lots of errors,
kindly excuse maddi.

Hi,my name is Saddle Bag.I am military green in color. I was made by cramster
and sold by a guy named KJ to Shanker. I generally sit at home in a corner,
people have no heart they stamp me, throw me, literally ill treat me. I always
used to wonder, why i was born if i am of no use in this world. Then the day
arrived, where i did my first outing, i was made to sit on a bike back seat,
both legs hanging on either side of the wheel. When the journy started i was
enjoing it, until my legs started brushing on the wheel spokes.I was shouting
with pain, but my master never heard my voices. Finally i was taken to a place
called the beach and my master handed me over to his friend named Hari. He was
thin, with glasses and looked puny, unlike my master Shankar. I was a little
scared when my master handed me over to Hari, but i kept telling my self, wat
the heck, this fellow is punier than me. I was transported to a new house(E47),
which looked very shabby, things all around the place and lots of people were
walking up and down. I was thrown in a corner. I was very afraid in looking at
all the things around, until i saw somebody similar to me. He was blue in color.
I shouted Saddle bag and he turned to me and said, my name is blue and saddle
bag is my 'race' and not my name. Thats when i realized my name was not saddle
bag, it was always Military Green. Blue looked old and tired. I came to know his
masters name was Rajasekar a.k.a Owner. I started asking the experienced Blue a
lot of questions. Blue did not even have the energy to reply. I was puzzled as
to what happened to him. Finally at around 11 pm in the night, when i was about
to sleep my masters attention turned towards me. He opened me up and dusted me.
I was wondering wat he was going to do. I heard my master talking to blue's
master saying, how are we gonna load all these things into this saddle bags.
When i saw the stuff lying in a corner which was supposed to be loaded onto us,
i was like wtf?? how is this gonna happen. There were tools, oil cans,dirty
clothes,shoes,cables,medicines and wat not. I somehow managed to wake up Blue
and asked him, wats going on and wat are we supposed to do. Blue narrated me all
his experiences, it was the most cruel way to treat somebody. I literally
trembled with fear. Blue told me "being a virgin it will pain for the first
time, but u will get used to the fucking after a few times". He also told me a
few of the experiences of his friends whom he had met in his past 'Red','Black'
and many more,they were so happy, that their owners treated them with so much
love and care. They loved getting fucked by their owners. He also said, after
every fucking session, their owners gave them a nice bath and polish. Blue was
cursing his bad luck, that he had a cruel owner, who does not take care of him.
On hearing all the stories, i was puzzled as to how my owner Hari is going to
treat me now. He some how managed to put in all the clothes, tools etc etc into
us. I was stuffed and bloated. I never felt so fat like that before. It pained
so much with all that weight. Blue signaled to me saying, he has just inserted
his thing inside u, wait till he starts riding, then u will know wat pain is.
The clock struck 2 in the morning, my owner and his friends settled down for a
small nap. I knew tomorrow is going to be a big day for me. The room became
dark, i couldn't even see Blue. I tried signalling to Blue, looks like he was
also stuffed with things. I shouted and shouted, till i dozed off.
Lights were on all of a sudden, it was 4 am in the morning, everybody around me
started getting busy. I was loaded and unloaded 6 times in the morning. I was
lugged around all over the room. I met a few of my cousins tank bag, bum bag and
also my smallest cousin waist pouch. All of them looked sad. Finally all of them
were carried down the steps at 5 am, while i was sitting in one corner of the
room. The lights went out and my owner with his friends left. I waited for an
hour and nobody returned. I though i escaped the whole show and was feeling so
happy until i saw a new guy who switched on the light. He walked straight to me,
picked me and loaded me in his car. I didn't know what he was gonna do? He put
me on a weighing machine and weighed me. I was fucking 17 kgs. I felt so bad to
have bloated up. I could not carry around my weight. Finally he delivered me
over to a huge looking guy at his office. From their conversations, i heard the
guy who carried me was Lakshmi and the guy who has taken possession of me now is
Ajith.I thought i was the only fat guy around until i met Ajith, he looked
fatter than me. I was afraid to even see him. i didn't know wat he was gonna do
with me. He finally put me in a box and sealed me. I heard voices around me
saying, i was gonna be flown to Delhi by today evening's flight. A guy named
Sarangan had arranged for my transportation and a guy named kiran is gonna pick
me up from the Delhi airport and hand me over to my master hari. Thats when i
realized how important i am to a biker and that my master had forgotten me. For
a second i thought how irresponsible my master can be to forget me. So, i am
sitting here at Ajith's office to be flown to Delhi. I hope my master realizes
how irresponsible he was and fucks me with gentle and care in the future.
I would like to send this message to all the saddle bag's owners, pls give us a
little more importance, atleast give us a bath after u fuck us. And also when
fucking, pls be gentle on our curves.

Your's truly.
Military Green

5 more days for RTMC 7A

5 more days to go for RTMC 7A, i have still not got leave in office. Plans are getting done quick, bike is being serviced, all set to ride out, but i dont know if i will ride out. Almost the whole nathari sangam except for me is attend Arul's wedding at thirunelveli. Guys are riding out on the 30th evening, doing a night ride to thirunelveli. Arul's reception is on 1 st evening.

My plan so far is to start on the 1st evening after office, ride out to pondy and halt there for the night. On 2nd morning, ride to tarangambadi then come back to mayavaram and halt at my village. 3 rd morning ride out to Yercuard. From 3rd evening onwards camman the enjaiment wonlee till 5th morning.

I hope i get leave and my plan works.

I miss the Greenfairy

She has always been a beauty and has never let me down. Those of u who dont know wat the greenfairy is, its my 500 cc C.I Royal Enfield. I picked her up from a cinema story writer. When she came to me i was so excited, because it was my first 500 cc bike and was looking forward for rides. My first ride on her was the pichavaram ride, she was a beauty on the highway, it was a great experience riding her. Thats when i decided i will take her to the Himalayas. Was waiting for the chance to go to ladakh which finally came on 6th Julay 2007. She was all ready to hit the road. Shipped her to Delhi and started the ride from there. She has some problems inbetween, but never let me down. completed the trip sucessufully. Shipped her back to Chennai from Delhi. The handle bar got bent while shipping the bike back to chennai. BTW i picked up the new avl 500, after which i never used the greenfairy for close to 6 months. Then one day ravi took her for a spin and wanted to keep her for some days. He was riding her around for a week after which he started about gear slipping, too much noise from the engine etc etc. Thats when i decided, its time to give her a new heart. Took her to Balaji and stripped her down, changed all the parts including the barrel and piston. After 2 months she was out glittering with a new thump, new hopes and she was all set to see new roads. I did a running in ride to Danushkodi. It was so much fun riding her, she was excellent on the highway. Meanwhile my sister gifted me a Royal Enfield 535 for my birthday. Came back from the danushkodi trip and saw my garage had 5 bikes and there was no space to park the bikes, so i decided to sell a bike and finally cicumstances made me sell the greenfairy out of the whole lot. But one consolation, MAK has picked her up from me, so the bike is still reachable for me. She has always been a beauty and will always be in my memories.....I miss her a lot...

Reason to write this

It was a regular day today, walked into office thinking i need to set a few meetings for today, for those who dont kow what i do, i work as a BDM for a consulting company. So bringing in business is my job. Started the day with checking mails and found out i have been asked to come by a client to Bangy the same day evening. I thought it was too late to leave to Bangy from chennai and postponed the meeting to Thursday.Tried making more meeting in bangy for thur & fri. started browsing my clients site and there was a trojan attack. so my complete work was stopped and my sys admin has taken over. Meanwhile he has been kind enough to give me a machine with internet to continue my work, but all my data is in my machine. So basically i have a machine to work, but no work to do, so started browsing and then wonlee realised i also have a blog , so i decided to start it back again. So this is the start...

Another day with the Tinker

Usually all Saturday's i used to hang around in pudupet at my mechanic's place, but for a long time it was not happening for some strange reason. Recieved an sms from Bala(My boss)," Tomorrow is tinker day, i shall come to office at 11.30 am, lets roll out at that time". Bala has not been to pudupet that much. I was all excited when i saw the msg, i immediately took my goldstar and was set to go to pudupet. Myself, bala & naren rolled out of office at 12 noon the next day. I was following these 2 guys, i thought we were going directly to pudupet, but the 2 bikes in the front entered Estell, i was like wat the fuck?? then we had 2 beers and then rolled out. Went directly to Uma tinker(he has opened a new shop just opposite to Jaf), started fixing the spring seats for bala's new AVL 500, then made horn clamps for both his bikes,btw we againg attacked a bar named "Cheers bar" at pudupet, had beer and went out for lunch to some hotel, came back to the tinker to start the job in my bike. Did a aluminium cover for my K&N filter, to avoid the water going in. Finally finished the work and headed home at 5.30 pm.

I Am New

Yes as my title says i am new to this world, was just going thru Freya's, David's & Dosai's blog and thought why dont i also write one.

Frankly speaking am not a good writer, so people reading this please put up with me.

Yes let me come to my introduction first, my actual name is Ajith.S.Athreya. Am located in Chennai, am a B.E Comp Sci. graduate(frankly speaking zero in computers). I work for Foghorn Consulting as a Business Development Manager.

Taking about my hobby, i ride, but thats becoming a major job nowadays, anyways i have a 2000 model right gear shift Machismo(AVL), a 1997 model Bullet 500(Cast iron), a 2005 model Thunderbird and a 1983 model Yezdi Roadking (250 cc).

I drink occassionally (but bloody the occassion come's everyday), a regular smoker(no herbal cigg). When you get to know me, bloody the first thing u will notice about me is that i will talk a lot, i can stay without food and water but cannot stay without talking.

I think this shoud be fine for now.

Hope i will be a regular blogger, anycase lets see.